I just Love her MOM!!

Payton and Reagan were eating dinner next to each other. I mean like right next to each other, practically on each other's chairs.  Anyway we are all eating and I hear Reagan scream as if she is being hurt.  

Of course I look up and see that she isn't hurt and nothing is going on.  I give her the mom look for "What are you doing stop screaming for no reason"

 And I continue to eat. 

She screams again.  So again I look up and say, "What in the world are you screaming about?"

She says, "Payton is touching me"

I look over at Payton and ask her why in the world she is touching her sister and making her scream like that...

Payton simply replies, "I want to touch her"  Plain and simple, no laugh, nothing.

I ask her to stop and leave her sister alone and to just eat her dinner.

Low and behold a few minutes later the exact same scream comes from Reagan's mouth.  

"Stop touching your sister,  Payton," 

I yell

"But Mom I love her so much that I just want to touch her," Payton calmly explains as she goes to give her sister a big hug.  

Super sweet and nice but sometimes people just don't want to be touched.  Even if you want to touch them and love on them.  I don't know if anyone else feels this way, but sometimes you think somethings (like babies) are so stinkin' cute that you just want to squeeze them until their eyes pop.  I think Payton was just wanting her sisters attention so bad that she would do anything to get her to pay attention to her. 

Quote of the Week....

"Mom do your boobs still have milk in them?"  -Payton

POO SHMEAR!

I can't take credit  for this one.  I have stories like this one but mine are not near as good as the one I'm about to tell.  I hope you enjoy!

My friend, who will remain nameless, was outside with her son in their little toddler swimming pool.  You know the inflatable pools where you fill it up just a enough to get their ankles wet practically.  Anyway so she was out watching her little guy in the pool.  I'm not exactly sure how she cut herself, but she was doing something and ended up cutting her hand.  So she went inside to clean up the blood and bandage it up.  As she is at the kitchen sink she could see through the window to her son in the pool.  Which was great of course.  So she is cleaning up and she see's little dark things in the pool.  Her son starts picking one up and throwing it outside of the pool onto their deck.  Within a few seconds of seeing them she realized it was poop.

She then starts hollering at her son to stop touching them.  He either one, can't hear her, or two could care less cause he didn't want the poo in his pool.  Either way he continued to scoop it out and throw it on the deck.  

My friend is frantically trying to finish cleaning up her wound to get out there.  She then notices the dog is out there picking up the poop after it is being thrown out of the pool and taking it to another location on their deck and dropping it off.  Then not only is the dog stepping on it and smearing it all over the deck, her son gets out of the pool and starts stepping on it and smearing it all over the deck.  

All the while she moving as fast as she can to clean up her wound and bandage it so she doesn't get blood all over.  She was in the kitchen for literally 3 minutes, and for two of them yelling at her son and the dog, to stop touching the poop, leave it alone.  And them obviously not listening.

By the time 3 minutes had passed and she walked out to the deck, her son and dog where covered in poop and the was poop shmear all over the deck.

I died laughing.  I've only had poop in the tub and it ended with me scooping it out, no big deal.  

This one was HILARIOUS!  

Magic!!?

We were coming out of Dion's, which is a pizza place, after eating dinner at about 8pm.  I know bad parenting, blah blah blah.....

Anyway

I was walking up to my brother-n-law Jason who was waiting outside with 2 of my girls just hanging out.  He comes up to me and tells me this story......

I (Jason)was standing out here and little Payton walks out and stares at this small (kind of at her eye level) light pole.  She starts squinting and frowning and really concentrating on this light.  She starts clenching her fists and shaking a little, as she is still intently staring at the light.  (As Jason is telling me this he is making the actions himself).  So I (Jason) ask her what she is doing.  

She responds.....

"I am trying to turn it off"

What a silly little girl.  It would be super creepy if it just randomly turned off while she was doing that.  Hahahahahaha, she cracks me up.

CRINGE!

We are probably all moms or at least women that read this.  

I am wondering if I am the only one out there that enjoys cleaning the toilet.  I clean my toilet once a week and it really doesn't get to bad.  Granted I have 3 girls and no boys, besides the hubs and I have to say he has a pretty good aim.  Anyway I like cleaning the toilet.  I like the smell of the bathroom after it has been cleaned thoroughly.  I am very pleased with myself!

What gets me though is the first person to go #2 in it after I have cleaned it.  Can't we hold it for 24 hours just so my toilet bowl can stay nice and pretty.  Just so it can stay white and shinny and smelling good.  I don't mind the pee, but don't go poo.  

The worst part is when it is me that needs to go.  I seriously clench my bum for a minute contemplating whether to do it or not.  HOW STUPID!!  

Why am I like this?  It's a toilet for crying out loud!

I just had to laugh at myself this morning during my contemplation period.  

Get over it and stop cringing over it and just enjoy the clean toilet while it's clean.

SMIRK!!

Little Payton was being naughty at explora, a childrens museum, the other day.  I was explaining to my husband what she had done to be so naughty.  He then turned to get after her, as he was being stern with her she started to smile. " He said this is not funny!  You need to wipe that smirk off your face!" 

Almost as soon after he said that, Little Payton took her hand and wiped it from one side of her cheek across her mouth to the other cheek, thus 

WIPING THE SMIRK OFF HER FACE!!