POO SHMEAR!

I can't take credit  for this one.  I have stories like this one but mine are not near as good as the one I'm about to tell.  I hope you enjoy!

My friend, who will remain nameless, was outside with her son in their little toddler swimming pool.  You know the inflatable pools where you fill it up just a enough to get their ankles wet practically.  Anyway so she was out watching her little guy in the pool.  I'm not exactly sure how she cut herself, but she was doing something and ended up cutting her hand.  So she went inside to clean up the blood and bandage it up.  As she is at the kitchen sink she could see through the window to her son in the pool.  Which was great of course.  So she is cleaning up and she see's little dark things in the pool.  Her son starts picking one up and throwing it outside of the pool onto their deck.  Within a few seconds of seeing them she realized it was poop.

She then starts hollering at her son to stop touching them.  He either one, can't hear her, or two could care less cause he didn't want the poo in his pool.  Either way he continued to scoop it out and throw it on the deck.  

My friend is frantically trying to finish cleaning up her wound to get out there.  She then notices the dog is out there picking up the poop after it is being thrown out of the pool and taking it to another location on their deck and dropping it off.  Then not only is the dog stepping on it and smearing it all over the deck, her son gets out of the pool and starts stepping on it and smearing it all over the deck.  

All the while she moving as fast as she can to clean up her wound and bandage it so she doesn't get blood all over.  She was in the kitchen for literally 3 minutes, and for two of them yelling at her son and the dog, to stop touching the poop, leave it alone.  And them obviously not listening.

By the time 3 minutes had passed and she walked out to the deck, her son and dog where covered in poop and the was poop shmear all over the deck.

I died laughing.  I've only had poop in the tub and it ended with me scooping it out, no big deal.  

This one was HILARIOUS!